More hilarity from Aliyah

...green guy, do you like how your life is? Cuz I can change it...with new clothes. 

...you. a green hat and this bow will change everything

how do you feel? it will make your life better forever 

...blue man, listen to me, you have no shoes. you need to fix yourself up. you're not supposed to wear a sleeping bow with that nice hat

...now, you, I think you must be sleeping. seriously. 

Heard from Aliyah just now

Everyone out of the way, I need to dress the pig

...now it's your turn bald man and alien who is purple

...what?! do you want to be naked and ugly for the rest of your life?

...ok, I'm finished with you, move off the stage...ooooofffff. theeeeee. staaaaaage.

...Thank you.

...now, I'm going to give you this hat and you will love it

I did an around the world accent tour for my kids tonight. They found my Scottish, Welsh and French accents particularly hilarious.